Someone’s invented cannabis personal sex lube for ladies
Posted on June 18, 2015 | By Henry | Leave a response
Last time we checked, marijuana was still a Class B drug. But over in the US where, in some states, the drug is permitted for medicinal purposes, some bright spark has added it to ladies’ lube.
That’s right, your vagina can now get high.
Foria is a lube, or ‘all natural sensual enhancement oil’ that’s been ‘thoughtfully designed for women’.
So sorry, guys, no stoner dicks for you.
The lube ‘brings to your fingertips the power of ancient plant medicine to inspire deep healing and unlock profound pleasures,’ say makers Aphrodite.
Apparently it’s ‘hand-crafted from the female flower of the marijuana plant – one of the oldest known aphrodisiacs in the world – using modern extraction techniques for optimal potency and purity.’ Lovely.
Foria is made from ‘100 per cent natural’ coconut oil and cannabis oil from California-grown marijuana.
It’s designed to be sprayed all over your lady parts and it’s even vegan, sugar-free and gluten-free.
See, it’s probably the sort of thing a middle-class supermarket would stock if it sold drug-enhanced lube and definitely not like renaming your vagina Jay and Silent Bob.
Aphrodite describe themselves as a California medical marijuana collective, marketing Foria for medical use only.
They say the formula was ‘inspired by the historical use of cannabis as an aphrodisiac in traditional cultures around the world. This ancient wisdom has been validated by the recent groundswell of scientific research into the health benefits of marijuana.’
Oooh, ancient wisdom.
They handily add Foria is ‘for women, but the “giving” sort of man can also experience the “pleasure within” through his mouth.’
Well that’s one way to get him to go down on you.